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(Chanting) Yes, we can. Yes, we can.
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Yes, we can.
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Keller: Yes, we can.
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Starting with giving money to this can.
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I'm talking paper, people.
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KC, can I have a word with you?
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Uh, sure, but why just one word?
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You can use all your words.
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Except for juicy.
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Something about that word
just kinda grosses me out.
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Juicy.
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Well, I have an important job for you,
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but I need to know you're
totally committed to the cause.
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Keller, I switched to
one-ply toilet paper for you.
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I think we both know I'm committed.
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Good, because you'd be perfect for this.
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You can think on your feet,
you're a master of disguise,
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and you're not afraid
to get your hands dirty.
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I just have one question about the job.
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How soon can I get my hands dirty?
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Oh, when danger comes for you
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You know I'll stand beside you
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'Cause ain't nobody
keep things hustle cool
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I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire
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Don't tell nobody, tell nobody
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I'm not perfect
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So many things I wanna tell you
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But I, I, I, I keep it undercover
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Livin' my life, no way to learn
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Doin' my thing, gonna make it work
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Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless
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But I always got your back
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Nobody can do it like I can
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I gotta find out who I am
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Ain't got to worry about me
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It's all part of the plan
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I keep it undercover.
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I keep it undercover.
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Ernie, enough already.
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I'm telling you, Dad, KC's in too deep.
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This is more than just tofu-loving,
incense-burning macram?-making good times.
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Keller's gotten into her head,
and we've gotta get her out.
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Ernie, this is all just
part of her assignment.
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No, Dad, she's changed.
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I went to see her the other day,
and she stopped using deodorant
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due to its harmful interaction
with the body's natural chemistry.
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They've broken her,
Dad. They've broken her!
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(Sniffing) Did they break you, too?
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Ernie, KC's just working Keller.
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It's all a mind game. You know
what mind games are, don't you?
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Like the way you sometimes
put me down and embarrass me
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in order to make me stronger?
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Yeah, like that.
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Well, I'm telling you.
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KC's under Keller's control.
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Ernie, trust me. KC's fine.
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She knows when working deep cover,
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a good agent can never
show a crack in the armor.
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Now promise me you're
not gonna do anything.
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Fine. I promise I won't do anything.
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- Ernie.
- I said I promise.
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Hey, Ernie, where's KC?
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She's a Volunteen under Keller's control.
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I'm going rogue, and I
need your help to save her.
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This is a great time we're living in.
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The country of Monrovia is transitioning
from a monarchy to a democracy.
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The queen will no longer parade
around her 40-karat diamond
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while her people eat dirt for lunch.
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Forty karats? Dang.
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Step aside, Dwayne Johnson.
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There's a new rock in town.
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But there are loyalists who
stand in the way of change.
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That's why you'll be capturing the Monrovian
ambassador and bringing him to me.
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Just capture him?
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'Cause I can do so much more.
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I can rough him up a little bit.
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Pull out his arm hairs, eat some
sardines and close-talk him.
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Nobody likes that.
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No, just bring him back here.
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Are you sure, because I can give him
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a real nasty paper cut
right in the thumb web.
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You know, when you think it's healed,
then you go to reach for something,
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and it pops right back open again.
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No.
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But you didn't let me finish, girl.
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Then you put a little lemon juice on it.
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Really not necessary.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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We'll just go with the classic.
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- Wet Willie.
- No.
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- Dry Willie.
- No!
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Just bring him back here.
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Okay, okay.
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Fine, if you wanna take
all the fun out of it.
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Okay, I think if we're gonna get KC
out of there, what we need to do...
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Bup-bup-bup.
Marisa, please.
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I am the experienced agent.
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I have been on many missions,
and I know what I'm doing.
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So your fly is down on purpose?
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Look, I think what we need to do...
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You don't need to think.
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Just listen.
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You're gonna go undercover
as Nadine Klansky,
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a disgruntled teenager
who didn't make the cut
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for the U.S. Olympic figure skating
team because of a mediocre triple axel.
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You see, in this "everyone
gets a trophy" society,
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her parents built her up to believe
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she could accomplish
anything, but in reality,
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Nadine couldn't make ice,
much less skate on it.
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Is this going anywhere?
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Yes, but you won't be
unless you pay attention.
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Now stick with me.
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Once Nadine realized her mediocrity,
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she shunned her upper-lower
middle class family,
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and fled her home on a
sun-drenched cul-de-sac
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of Dayton, Ohio, and came to D.C.
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to become a Volunteen.
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Okay, I can see that you put a lot
of thought and effort into this,
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which is just heartbreaking
because it is so stupid.
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Look, since they don't know anything
about me, I can just go in as myself.
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Excuse me? I am in charge.
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Now...
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I'm thinking, since they
don't know anything about you,
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you should just go in as yourself.
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Great.
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Now let's work on your backstory.
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And your front story. Why
is your fly down again?
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All right, Keller, I'm in position.
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Be careful. Nothing can go wrong.
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- I need the ambassador.
- Okay, please.
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Relax, okay. I think I can handle
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whatever doughnut-loving mall
cop they have guarding him.
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Well, got the doughnut-loving part right.
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I can't even look out the window?
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Aren't you being a little overprotective?
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A lot of people call me
overprotective, but you know what?
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Those people are still alive.
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Well, most of those people are still alive.
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I still think you're being overprotective.
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Don't just stand there, Greg.
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Overprotect me! Overprotect me!
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You.
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Over here now.
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And do anything stupid.
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- Like what?
- Like ask, "Why am I hitting the floor?"
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Sorry, Dad, but like you taught
me, no cracks in the armor.
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Did someone order a Monrovian ambassador?
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In a to-go bag?
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Nicely done, KC.
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I knew I could count on you.
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Of course you can. So,
what do we do with him now?
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Your job is done.
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Leave me alone with him.
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I'll get the information
I need, one way or another.
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Well, I'm glad we took
bodily harm off the table.
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It is still off the table, right?
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Go.
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Uh, yeah, no. For sure. You know what.
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You do what you gotta do.
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Although, you know...
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I really don't have anything else to do,
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so I could just chill here, you know.
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Help out, maybe be here for moral support.
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You know what? What I should do is
take a little seat and watch quietly.
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KC, you're not listening.
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I told you to go. Now go.
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For sure. I'll go.
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Hit the bricks. Skedaddle.
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Make like a bread truck and haul buns.
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You're still here.
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Oh, am I? I sure am.
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True dat, true dat.
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Uh, but, uh, I'll be leaving now.
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Keep the door open. You
got a boy in your room.
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- KC!
- Going.
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Hey, did you call me?
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No!
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Okay, I have a suggestion.
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You know that thing where we chant,
"What do we want? A revolution.
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When do we want it, now."
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What if we changed that to,
"What do we want? A revolution.
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When do we want it? Not on a Friday night,
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because some of us already have plans."
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Keller: Namaste, everyone.
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Yoga class is now beginning.
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You guys go ahead. I can't do yoga.
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Nadine Klansky has a bum hip.
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Just an old figure skating injury.
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I landed that triple axel at the
world nationals, but at what cost?
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At what cost?!
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Whoo, it's drafty. Drafty in here.
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(Ernie screaming)
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Yeah. Ooh, that wind.
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It's just howling.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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First of all... ow!
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Second of all, what took you so long?
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I've been waiting outside for an hour.
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What are you complaining about?
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They made me drink kombucha.
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It is fermented tea with slimy mushrooms
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made from live bacteria and no,
no, it is not as good as it sounds.
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All right, you did your job.
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The professional will take it from here.
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And you'll take me with
you. I really wanna help KC.
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- Fine. You can be back-up.
- What does back-up do?
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You can back up out that door. Bye-bye.
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All right, I'm here.
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What is it, Craig?
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Well, you know that
ambassador I was watching,
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my friend who specifically requested
me, 'cause I'm charming, I'm likable.
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I always do a great job.
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And, who I might add, I already saved once
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from certain death in a potentially
lethal elliptical bombing.
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- What's your point, Craig?
- Somebody knocked me out and took him.
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Don't worry, don't worry.
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- I can find him.
- No need.
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We think we found him.
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We won't know for sure until
the dental records come back.
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Does this look like your friend?
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Reporter: Following the explosion,
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firefighters extinguished the car.
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The deceased is believed to
be Ambassador Armad Rollin,
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from the newly liberated
republic of Monrovia.
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Wait, Rollin is gone?
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You never said you were
gonna eliminate him.
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Well, the ambassador
and I had a little chat.
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And agreed I was better off dead.
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All right, something stinks here, and
it's obviously not your rotting corpse.
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What is going on?
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Miss Keller and I are going
into business together.
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The ambassador can access
the entire Monrovian treasury.
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And now that everyone thinks I'm dead,
I can transfer a billion dollars
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into Keller's untraceable account.
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Then you two split the
money, and start new lives.
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Mm-mm-mm.
Sha-dy.
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I knew all along you were no good,
Keller, but for a second there,
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I thought you actually wanted
to make the world a better place.
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With all your speeches and
getting your little Oprah on.
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I did care about making this a better
world, at first, then I realized...
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that's a lot of work.
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A funny thing about money, KC.
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Turns out, the more you
have, the less you care about
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other people not having it.
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I'm starting to understand
why the queen of Monrovia
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clung so tightly to that
40-karat diamond of hers.
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Okay. Well, you know what?
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Let me just be the first to wish you good
luck with your new life... in prison.
250
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I hope you like dropping
a deuce with an audience.
251
00:13:13,552 --> 00:13:16,253
Yeah, I don't think so.
252
00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:18,622
I have been waiting to
take you down, sweetheart.
253
00:13:18,624 --> 00:13:21,959
I have been trained in
17 forms of martial arts,
254
00:13:21,961 --> 00:13:23,994
and I'm an avid fan of pro wrestling.
255
00:13:23,996 --> 00:13:28,131
I will take you two down so quick,
you won't even know what hit you.
256
00:13:28,133 --> 00:13:30,334
Hint: It'll probably be that folding chair.
257
00:13:33,237 --> 00:13:35,605
KC, I'm here to save you.
258
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,908
(Gasps) You monster.
259
00:13:37,910 --> 00:13:40,143
What have you done to my sister?
260
00:13:45,683 --> 00:13:48,251
You can run and hide, but the
Organization will find you.
261
00:13:48,253 --> 00:13:51,288
I don't see how, when all the
evidence will be destroyed.
262
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:56,026
I don't think so. There's a paper
trail, and it all leads back to you.
263
00:13:56,028 --> 00:13:57,928
You know the best thing about paper?
264
00:13:57,930 --> 00:14:01,365
It changed humanity by enabling people
to record their oral histories.
265
00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:03,166
Well, there's that.
266
00:14:03,168 --> 00:14:07,204
But I was thinking it's
so easy to get rid of.
267
00:14:09,107 --> 00:14:10,374
I can't believe it.
268
00:14:10,376 --> 00:14:12,309
I can't believe she got the better of me.
269
00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:14,111
Paper's easy to get rid of?
270
00:14:14,113 --> 00:14:15,879
What's that supposed to mean?
271
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,984
Uh, Ernie, I think...
272
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:23,820
KC, I'm trying to figure this out.
273
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,389
(Coughing)
274
00:14:25,391 --> 00:14:28,025
Keller must be planning
to shred the evidence.
275
00:14:28,027 --> 00:14:29,826
No, Ernie, seriously...
276
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:32,362
When we get out of here, you
should really see a doctor.
277
00:14:32,364 --> 00:14:33,997
I think you're coming down with something.
278
00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:36,199
- Ernie...
- Wait!
279
00:14:36,201 --> 00:14:38,802
(Sniffing) I smell smoke.
280
00:14:38,804 --> 00:14:41,304
Maybe they're bringing us some barbecue.
281
00:14:41,306 --> 00:14:44,207
No, dummy, we're the barbecue.
282
00:14:44,209 --> 00:14:47,477
- Help!
- Help!
283
00:14:47,479 --> 00:14:49,713
Help, somebody!
284
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:55,419
(Both coughing)
285
00:14:55,421 --> 00:14:58,055
We don't have much time left.
286
00:14:58,057 --> 00:15:00,023
We should make the most of it.
287
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:03,026
Go ahead, before it's too late, thank me.
288
00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:04,694
Thank you? For what?
289
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,329
Coming to rescue you.
290
00:15:06,331 --> 00:15:10,233
We are tied up in a room that is
quickly running out of oxygen.
291
00:15:10,235 --> 00:15:13,370
You want me to use what little
I have left to thank you?
292
00:15:13,372 --> 00:15:14,337
It wouldn't kill you.
293
00:15:14,339 --> 00:15:17,240
Actually, yes, it could.
294
00:15:18,276 --> 00:15:20,343
I don't think I like your attitude.
295
00:15:20,345 --> 00:15:23,613
Don't expect me to rescue you
again any time in the near future.
296
00:15:23,615 --> 00:15:26,316
What future? We're about
to become people jerky.
297
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,294
Both: Dad?!
298
00:15:37,296 --> 00:15:40,597
Yes, Dad. Why do you look all surprised?
299
00:15:40,599 --> 00:15:43,300
For your information, I
happen to be a top spy.
300
00:15:43,302 --> 00:15:46,169
Busting in and saving people
happens to be my thing.
301
00:15:47,872 --> 00:15:51,441
Take notes, Ernie. See
how we're both conscious?
302
00:15:51,443 --> 00:15:53,643
That is a rescue.
303
00:15:53,645 --> 00:15:56,313
How did you find us?
304
00:15:56,315 --> 00:15:58,148
I knew it was you who took the ambassador.
305
00:15:58,150 --> 00:16:01,051
I was wearing a ski mask.
How did you know it was me?
306
00:16:01,053 --> 00:16:04,321
(Gasps) Because Dad
must have X-ray vision!
307
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:08,959
Dad, no one would fault
you if you only untied me.
308
00:16:08,961 --> 00:16:14,464
I knew because you took me out with the
legendary double punch crunch kick.
309
00:16:14,466 --> 00:16:17,434
What's the legendary
double punch crunch kick?
310
00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:19,970
It's Dad's secret fighting
move. He taught it to me.
311
00:16:19,972 --> 00:16:23,974
It's a father-daughter
dance of destruction.
312
00:16:23,976 --> 00:16:26,776
And I never saw it coming because
no one but the two of us know it.
313
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,311
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
314
00:16:28,313 --> 00:16:33,250
You taught KC your secret punch
kick, but you didn't teach me?
315
00:16:33,252 --> 00:16:34,417
Do you know how hurtful that is?
316
00:16:34,419 --> 00:16:36,653
I do now. I can barely feel my jaw.
317
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,757
Oh, boy, come on.
318
00:16:40,759 --> 00:16:44,361
It's just mind games.
It'll make you stronger.
319
00:16:44,363 --> 00:16:47,597
Aw, thank you, Dad. You're the best.
320
00:16:47,599 --> 00:16:50,567
That's my boy. That boy
will believe anything.
321
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:56,606
I had her.
322
00:16:56,608 --> 00:16:59,509
I had Keller right in
my hands, and I lost her.
323
00:16:59,511 --> 00:17:01,211
What a complete failure.
324
00:17:01,213 --> 00:17:03,680
You get used to it.
325
00:17:03,682 --> 00:17:06,449
KC, I don't know if Ernie
mentioned this to you,
326
00:17:06,451 --> 00:17:09,186
but I was a crucial member
of the rescue mission.
327
00:17:09,188 --> 00:17:11,388
I mean, my execution was flawless.
328
00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:13,123
Not one misstep.
329
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:15,625
You slammed a window on my hand.
330
00:17:15,627 --> 00:17:18,128
I did what I had to do,
and I would do it again.
331
00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:23,500
And by the way, spies don't brag.
332
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:27,637
It's a good thing I'm not a
spy, because I was
amazing
333
00:17:27,639 --> 00:17:30,574
And the worst part is, I
can't even track Keller down.
334
00:17:30,576 --> 00:17:32,375
She's completely off the grid.
335
00:17:32,377 --> 00:17:33,843
KC, let it go.
336
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,679
Take your mind off of it.
337
00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:37,514
Just concentrate on the card game.
338
00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:39,249
Okay, fine.
339
00:17:39,251 --> 00:17:40,884
Three of a kind.
340
00:17:40,886 --> 00:17:43,253
We're playing Crazy Eights.
341
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,656
Right. I knew that.
342
00:17:50,428 --> 00:17:52,062
Changing that to diamonds.
343
00:17:52,064 --> 00:17:53,430
Diamonds. Right.
344
00:17:53,432 --> 00:17:55,599
Diamonds.
345
00:17:55,601 --> 00:17:57,400
Diamonds! Guys, that is it. Diamonds.
346
00:17:57,402 --> 00:18:01,571
Yes. And now, it's hearts.
347
00:18:01,573 --> 00:18:03,506
No, diamonds.
348
00:18:03,508 --> 00:18:06,009
Keller would not shut up about diamonds.
349
00:18:06,011 --> 00:18:07,844
It was like she was obsessed with it.
350
00:18:07,846 --> 00:18:10,180
At least, this 40-karat one.
351
00:18:10,182 --> 00:18:14,451
Ernie, look up the Monrovian royal diamond.
352
00:18:14,453 --> 00:18:16,553
All right.
353
00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:18,188
Here it is.
354
00:18:18,190 --> 00:18:20,257
Ooh, look at this.
355
00:18:20,259 --> 00:18:24,461
"The Monrovian monarchy
has been phased out.
356
00:18:24,463 --> 00:18:26,563
The auction will be held..."
357
00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:28,865
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yada, yada, yada.
358
00:18:28,867 --> 00:18:31,101
"Royal treasures, pieces of art.
359
00:18:31,103 --> 00:18:32,602
Furniture dating back to..."
360
00:18:32,604 --> 00:18:34,537
Ha! Here it is. Okay, I found it.
361
00:18:34,539 --> 00:18:36,906
The famous Monrovian royal diamond.
362
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:39,609
Guys, I gotta get to
that auction in Monrovia.
363
00:18:44,148 --> 00:18:45,548
(Gavel pounding)
364
00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:50,453
We will now begin the bidding on
our next item, lot number 975,
365
00:18:50,455 --> 00:18:54,224
the 40-karat Monrovian royal diamond.
366
00:18:56,060 --> 00:19:01,064
This one-of-a-kind stone, one of the
largest flawless diamonds in the world,
367
00:19:01,066 --> 00:19:05,835
had been the property of the
recently deposed queen of Monrovia.
368
00:19:05,837 --> 00:19:08,505
We will start the bidding at $5 million.
369
00:19:08,507 --> 00:19:10,640
Five million.
370
00:19:10,642 --> 00:19:13,576
(Russian accent) Five
million and one dollar.
371
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:18,682
Six million.
372
00:19:18,684 --> 00:19:21,584
Six million and one dollar.
373
00:19:21,586 --> 00:19:23,787
Seven million.
374
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:26,756
Seven million and one dollar.
375
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,627
Who is that woman?
376
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:32,662
Who is that woman and one dollar.
377
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,433
I'm sorry. This is not a real bid.
378
00:19:36,435 --> 00:19:38,635
I get what you say confuse-ski.
379
00:19:38,637 --> 00:19:40,870
Who are you?
380
00:19:40,872 --> 00:19:44,140
Not that it is any of your business,
381
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:47,610
but I am well-known
international recording artist
382
00:19:47,612 --> 00:19:55,612
slash platform diver slash spokesmodel
Nikita Minajka Waka Flocka Bernstein.
383
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,655
I've never heard of you.
384
00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:00,724
Well, perhaps you know me better as...
385
00:20:00,726 --> 00:20:02,525
(Normal voice) Someone who
actually cares about the planet.
386
00:20:02,527 --> 00:20:04,527
- KC.
- Keller.
387
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:24,647
That is for being phony and
almost making me believe in you.
388
00:20:27,385 --> 00:20:31,354
That is for taking advantage
of vulnerable teenagers.
389
00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,890
And that is for making me cash in my miles
390
00:20:33,892 --> 00:20:36,326
to fly all the way over
here last minute to Monrovia.
391
00:20:36,328 --> 00:20:38,328
I was supposed to go to Paris this summer,
392
00:20:38,330 --> 00:20:41,731
but instead, I had to sit in the
middle seat by the bathroom.
393
00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:51,541
Thank you.
394
00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:54,944
Sold to the stunningly gorgeous teenage spy
395
00:20:54,946 --> 00:20:57,847
who always gets her man
or woman. Am I right?
396
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:05,355
You guys can just bill
that to the Organization.
397
00:21:09,593 --> 00:21:11,961
Okay, that's enough of that.
398
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:16,299
Ernie, what's taking you so long?
399
00:21:16,301 --> 00:21:18,468
Do you wanna learn the double
punch crunch kick or not?
400
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,139
Boy, what are you wearing?
401
00:21:23,141 --> 00:21:27,377
Padding. We have to make sure
we adhere to OSHA guidelines
402
00:21:27,379 --> 00:21:30,947
to prevent musculoskeletal
injuries in the workplace.
403
00:21:30,949 --> 00:21:34,217
Too late. I think someone
already injured your head.
404
00:21:34,219 --> 00:21:37,387
I'm serious, Dad. Safety first.
405
00:21:37,389 --> 00:21:38,888
Safety from what?
406
00:21:38,890 --> 00:21:40,590
You're throwing a punch at me.
407
00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:42,625
Now come on. Come on, boy.
408
00:21:42,627 --> 00:21:44,160
Hit me. You got this. Hit me.
409
00:21:44,162 --> 00:21:46,296
(Inhaling deeply)
410
00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:51,568
I don't think I can do it, Dad.
411
00:21:51,570 --> 00:21:54,170
This is why I didn't want to teach
you the move in the first place.
412
00:21:54,172 --> 00:21:56,673
You're too weak, you're too
soft, you're too much of...
413
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:03,246
I don't think I did that right.
414
00:22:03,248 --> 00:22:05,014
Close enough.
415
00:22:08,152 --> 00:22:09,853
Rob, your name's on TV.
416
00:22:09,903 --> 00:22:14,453
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